Gone to every extent thinkable to minimize weight? Bet you haven't!

Pour Bodylite over your clear, new, unfinished lexan body and let it sit overnight. The next day, your body's weight will be reduced to half!

Bodylite works by soaking into the polycarbonate's molecular pores and slowly modifying its chemical composition, changing it into a harmless gas. Unneeded weight literally evaporates away!

Patent application pending.